I was just sitting in the library and typed this out... it's not really that i care about having a nice bathroom, i mean, its nice. i think i get ripped off on a bus pass and it's pretty silly we have no parking around here.
I have recently been awed by the high tech wonders of the new men’s bathroom in the wilk. I can only imagine a UVU student visiting here weeping with joy as he discovers he no longer has to fatigue himself pulling out toilet paper from the dispenser, which now has a motion sensor to dispense it for you. How he will wish that HIS University had used that money they wasted subsidizing bus passes installing a high tech TP dispenser. I can also imagine another student, perhaps with adequate parking at his university, discovering, much to his chagrin, that he has been deprived a waterless urinal and motion activated soap dispenser. Perhaps though, all this is used to impress recruits. If only Manti Te’o had seen the state of the art hand dryer, he would’ve signed here.
i'm debating whether or not to send this into the paper. i mean, there's probably things i'm a bit more passionate about.
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